Friday, October 31, 2008

why i can't not vote for obama: a manifesto of hope

in 5 days, i will go to my local polling station and cast a vote for barack obama for president of the united states of america. a dirty and heated presidential race will finally come to an end.

i'm most glad that the hateful and deceptive emails and divisive political climate will somewhat recede. after receiving yet another email full of lies and hate toward barack obama, i felt compelled to sit down and write a thoughtful response. this isn't just a response to an email, though. this is a piece that i have worked on over the last couple days. instead of firing back with some equally hateful and divisive response, i chose to present, in the spirit of obama, a pro-obama paper rather than an anti-mccain piece.

please give this a read. i'm just going to bluntly tell you that it's long—9 pages to be exact. but seriously, please give it a read. especially if you are anti-obama, take some time. this isn't propaganda. it doesn't bash mccain. it simply gives my perspective on why i can't not vote for barack obama.

happy reading.

click here to download a pdf.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

dance or die

in the midst of a heated presidential race, here's a little break.

here's the next season of dancing with the stars...sarah palin will need something to do....

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

lucy lu @ the pumpkin patch

on saturday, we went, along with our best friends rob and stephanie and their kids, to the schaefers and collins pumpkin patch and farm in the fine and bustling city of mayflower. we really had a good time watching lucy run around fearlessly on the big kid playground and in and out of all the pumpkins. it's hilarious how fearless she is (especially zipping down the big slides).

this trip called for more than just my crappy iphone pics, so i busted out the big rig. you can see a couple of my favorites here and you can go to christen's flickr page to see the others (don't get your hopes up too much...i only posted 7...but they're a really good 7...).



Monday, October 27, 2008

who knew '73 was so fancy?

the classiness continues...

today, christen and i went and looked at a house and subsequently, i had to run over to the realtor's office. christen had already been there and had told me warned me about the time warp that was their office.

my wife is a truth-teller indeed.

it was like i stepped into sort of a dirty version of anchorman. i'm surprised everyone wasn't sitting around smoking and drinking scotch all while talking about the unfortunate influx of "lady" realtors. here's the office checklist:

  1. wood panel walls (obviously)
  2. crooked 1994 calendar on wall dangling by a single thumbtack
  3. receptionist: red lipstick. bleached, permed hair. old school black telephone held between shoulder and cheek. dr. scholl's medical shoes. nail file scraping. gum smacking.
  4. clearly gay realtor living in don't ask, don't tell land
  5. 5 people in the office. 6 mustaches. (not sure how that math even works out...)
  6. class of '74 oval cutout plaque thingy (you know...the thing with every senior's picture in a little oval cutout...)
  7. the smell of old man and closet
  8. _____________ (other) (this is where you can fill in the blank with anything else that you would assume would be present in '73...because it was most definitely there).

yeah, it was that awesome.

my favorite thing of the whole experience was the text i sent christen as i was leaving. and i quote:

wow...i had no idea 1973 was so fancy...

stay classy, little rock.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

stay classy, g.i. joe

let me begin by saying that my grandma is awesome. she's awesome in the sense that's she's a great grandma and i love her, but she's also awesome in the following sense: you know when you see a piece of clothing or some product in the store and you wonder, 'who the heck buys this crap?'...yeah, it's my grandma who buys that.

she's that kind of awesome.

my grandma's house is quite the collection of awesomeness. she's got the glued-on seashell wallpaper in the bathroom. there's the assorted collection of talking/singing seasonal dolls (santa, easter bunnies, what have you...). this isn't even to go into the wardrobe element with puff paint sweatshirts and bedazzled jean jackets... what can i say but classy.

the other day we were there and there was something that trumped all of the aforementioned things. ladies and gentlemen, i present to you: this.



that's right. g.i. joe. crocheted tuxedo. again, that's g.i. joe with a crocheted tuxedo.

like i've said many times before, when you mix a little classy with a dash of fancy, you get awesome.

this little gem sits on my grandma's bedroom dresser. keep in mind, there's no context for our friend tuxedo joe (as i like to call him). there's a jewelry box, a clock, other assorted typical dresser items...and then g.i. joe in a crocheted tuxedo.

pause. let this soak in.

it's g.i. joe. in a tuxedo.

oh, i'm sorry: a crocheted tuxedo.

alright, so just let that marinate with you for awhile. i'm giving the awesome, classy, dresser paraphanelia shout-out to my grandma on this one here. keep it up, grandma! just one of the many reasons i love you!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

stranger danger!

ATTENTION FAITHFUL BLOG READERS: if you come to my house in the middle of the night and bang on my door, i will not answer it. if i owned a weapon, i would be shooting first and asking questions second.

that's because i just got done watching the strangers.

i wanted to see this movie in the theater (where it would have been incredible), but my frightened wife refused, so i've been eagerly awaiting its release on dvd. today that occurred.

the strangers isn't as much of a horror movie as it is a suspense and "terror" movie. while there are some gory scenes, it's not really about that. it's about taking a very real life scenario—one that you might find yourself in—and scaring the crap out of you. and i have to say, i honestly can't remember the last time a movie scared me, but this came close. of course, it wasn't so much that it scared me, but it just places you in this hyper-paranoia and has you checking the locks on your doors and the latches on your windows. it's really creepy.

quick overview: a boyfriend/girlfriend go late one night to his family's summer home out in the woods. while they're there, they are terrorized by these three creepy people—one man and two women—wearing masks. the man sports this super creepy cloth sack with eye and mouth cut-outs (as seen in the movie poster) and the two women have these creepy 70's-looking halloween type masks on. SPOILER ALERT: they stalk the couple from inside and outside the house, until they finally get them tied up in chairs where they take turns stabbing them in the torso. and they all lived happily ever after...

ah...what a heartwarming story...

what's really the most creepy is that it's a very "normal" set of circumstances. in other words, the bad guys don't have super-powers and it's not so far-fetched to where you couldn't imagine the scenario. the movie begins by telling you that it's based on actual events. whether that's true or not, it's certainly believable. the other creepy and chilling thing is that, whereas most horror movies end with the good guys somehow escaping from the bad guys and emerging victorious, in the end of this movie, the bad guys just kill the good guys in cold blood and drive away like nothing happened. there is no redemption, no victory, no justice, no happy ending.

you know, i've said this many times throughout the years (and to connect back to my last post), but the most scary thing isn't the big bad scary city. it's the rednecks. and the woods. they are scary. gangsters just shoot. rednecks stalk you, stab you and ride you like a pig. that's scary. they come out of the woods in masks and with axes. thugs drive by and shoot a few bullets through your window. rednecks know how to kill you with their hands and with crude crafted torture devices. at best, a gangster's going to cut you with a shank he made out of an old toothbrush.

seriously. rednecks + woods + a few too many milwaukee lites = scary.

so, now that i've offered you this heartwarming and endearing review, run, don't walk, to your local movie store now and pick up a copy of the strangers.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

little rock: come here and you will die

as i indicated a few posts ago, we've been back to arkansas for almost a year now. growing up in conway, little rock was always a regular part of my life. living here, though, i have a whole new perspective on little rock—especially with living in midtown and working in downtown. i don't just live in little rock. i really do love little rock now.

given this fact, there is something that's been absolutely driving me nuts. if i hear one more person talk about how or insinuate that little rock is some kind of scary, dangerous place, i'm going to scream. seriously. you would think by the things people say that there's gangsters with assault rifles walking up and down the streets looking for innocent women and children to shoot down. or it's as if behind every bush and hedge there's some freaky horror movie character with a hacksaw ready to jump at the chance to chop up unsuspecting citizens and eat them for dinner. it's really ridiculous.

we, particularly, get it a lot of this because of where we live. we live in capitol view which is just a few minutes west of downtown. capitol view neighborhood is on the national historic registry and is just a really cool and beautiful area. we're very glad to live here and would like to stay long-term in this area. but, of course, since we don't live out in whiteyland west little rock (or maumelle, bryant, cabot, etc), we are risking our child's personal safety every day. woe to us...

to be completely frank, this comes down to one thing: race. black people=little rock=scary and dangerous. white people=west little rock/'burbs=peaceful tranquility where you can prance around in the streets at night while singing kumbaya with your neighbor... seriously though, i honestly believe that this is racial issue. it's truly very sad.

one of the things i most like about little rock is the diversity. i'm not delusional and think that there's nothing but racial equality bliss, but i like the prospect of raising my kids in public schools (which is a whole other blog post...) with an array of colors and worldviews. i want to teach my children not to live in fear (unlike how christen was raised in the scary black-filled town of cabot...) and that diversity is a reflection of god.

little rock is no more dangerous that what one's common sense would allow. in other words, i have never really felt unsafe in little rock. of course, my common sense has kicked in and i try to lay off wearing my red doo-rag and matching red dickies suit over to southeast little rock waving my glock in the air. common sense people. i don't have to live in fear when lucy plays in the front yard or when we go to the park or when i walk to my car in the parking deck when i get off work.

so, lay off the dangerous schtick. it's played out and untrue. little rock is an incredible city and i would recommend it to any family. viva la rock!

Monday, October 20, 2008

the church, politics and lies

it's truly amazing what people will do when they think you're headed straight down the path to hell. in our case, some are under the impression that voting for obama is said path. we've had a couple people in our life, specifically, who have tried various things to make us "see the light" and realize that voting for obama is sinful or, at best, a crime against humanity.

yesterday, we were given a small piece of paper of which we figured out was inserted into this person's bulletin at church that morning. the top of the sheet read, 'voter issue guide' and was put out by a group called wallbuilders. a quick look at wallbuilders' website shows their bias. it's fairly clear to see that they're a right-leaning (to put it very lightly) group with a decidedly republican agenda.

this "voter guide" quickly showed the organization's agenda. on this list (which you can look at here) are issues that you should care about if you're a christian (because there's only a set list of issues that christians should care about...you didn't get the memo??...). on this list are issues such as "cloning" (the greatest and most pressing moral and christian issue of our time...), "homosexual education" (you know, where we teach first-graders to be gay), "opposes gay pride" (since, you know, jesus led all those anti-gay parade protests) and "gun rights" (because jesus knew how fundamentally righteous it was to have the right to pack an assault weapon.). unbelievable.

beyond how ridiculous the categories are, the main issue is the blatant lies about obama's positions. at the very best, these are just gross oversimplifications and misleading half-truths. for example, on the lesser end, whereas obama doesn't support constitutional ammendments that ban same sex marriage, he has openly and repeatedly said that he does not support gay marriage. this "guide" says he's for it. one of the blatant lies is the issue of "human life" (subhead: supports protecting the lives of children who are born alive and survive a botched abortion). saying that obama opposes this is a blatant lie. obama has repeatedly said that he is in total favor of this and that people have unfairly mythologized a vote he made in the illinois senate several years ago. finally, on the issue of the iraq war (subhead: supports immediate removal of troops), it says that obama is in favor of this. while i wouldn't necessarily have a problem if he was, he simply is not. over and over, he has stated that he wants to have a timetable for withdrawal that may take up to 16 months to execute.

the saddest part of this is that it was distributed by a church in a bulletin. i have absolutely no problem with church's contributing to the political conversation with unbiased and nonpartisan dialogue, but when you distribute something that is full of lies, it's simply wrong. and sinful.

anyway, to those who are distributing lies via handouts or through hateful emails, please stop. for those who receive information—whether it's for or against obama—please take some time to research the information and come to a conclusion on your own.

happy trails, coach

one of the things that i don't think i've talked about here on the ol' blog is my beloved niners. the fact is, i have an unhealthy and frightening obsession with the greatest sports franchise on the planet: the san francisco 49ers.

i won't go into all the reasons for this lifelong obsession, but i wanted to drop a happy trails note. as of this afternoon, mike nolan is no longer the head coach of the 49ers. it's been a long 3 years, mike. you know i love ya, but it was time for a change. of all the all-time great sports franchises, there probably isn't one that was so great that has fallen so far. so mike, it's time to move on and give some other poor schlep a chance.

in the interim, mike singletary—the hall of fame bears linebacker—will assume the coaching reigns. after that...holmgren??? c'mon mike...we've had nolan, now me need holmgren. we're not firing everyone named mike...just the current one.

so, we bid you adieu, mike. we still love you, but we're moving on.

(now if the yorks could just fire themselves...)

Sunday, October 19, 2008

new website completed

just wanted to drop a super quick note to say that i finished up a website tonight that i've been working on for several weeks. there may be a few hiccups with it, but i think i've gotten most of the wrinkles ironed out. if you find any, let me know....very nicely... :)  i'm fairly pleased with how it came out, so go check it out.

it's for dreamline manufacuring and they were long overdue for a new website (screenshot of old website below...). so, if you want, you can go the extra mile and email them to let them know how much you like their new site.

click here to check it out.

creative advertising

as most of you know, i work in advertising design, which in many ways, as i've said before, is very ironic due to the fact that advertising has very little effect on me. nevertheless, a good ad does what it's supposed to do even for me. it draws you in and makes you take notice.

recently, google announced that it would be rolling out some new video ads on various websites to see how people responded. i've begun to see some and some have actually caught my attention in a positive way. other companies have been doing this as well in creative and interesting ways. (to clarify, these aren't simply video/flash advertisements. that's been going on for a long time. what i'm focusing on more is the creative, interactive types of video/flash advertisements.)

i saw one today on espn.com that was especially interesting to me because of its creative execution. while it's no mystery that i'm an apple fanatic, this particular apple ad would have caught my attention even if it was some other company.

i love the way this video extends into and interacts with the static elements of the website. it's clever and creative and it makes you want to watch it...several times. i did a screen capture of it. notice the top part of the video is the static elements of the page. when you click to start the ad/video, that's when the advertisement interacts with the website. good stuff.


incredible video

ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL POST.

well...maybe a little... :)

while watching the democratic national convention a couple months ago, i was really blown away and inspired by the intro video that preceded obama's acceptance speech. beyond politcs, it was a really amazing video. it was well shot and produced and just looked amazing. in terms of politics, i think what it really achieved was seeing barack obama the man, not just politician with some sort of political agenda. it showed his life and it endeared you to him and his story.

anyway, literally immediately after seeing it, i looked for it online but had no luck. i wanted to post it on the blog, but it just wasn't available. well...it is now. it's on his website and i thought i would embed it here for you to check out.

look, even if you absolutely loathe obama, take a few minutes (10, to be more exact...kinda long...) to watch this video. maybe you will see something you hadn't seen yet about him.

**by the way, the barack obama "tv" page on his website has a lot of really good videos, including the historical "yes we can" speech from new hampshire, the 2004 dnc speech and the unbelievable "race speech" in philadelphia. so, go check them out.

so, here it is:


exciting design news

greetings all.

i'm not sure if you heard or not, but i'm voting for barack hussein obama (you know, that arab muslim black guy...). anywho, as you may have also noted a couple weeks ago, i blogged about all the cool obama art that's been floating around and specifically about a site called designforobama.org. well....i am now on that site with some of my own artwork.

i've been working on a poster and, as of this morning, it is now up on the site. so, that's pretty cool. please go check it out and give it a good score (or if you think it sucks, you can feel free to give it an honest score...). i'm pretty excited about how the design turned out. i wanted to go with a simple printmaking style (which i'm really into) and i think it came out the way i visualized it. you can check it out at the following link:


on a related note, i've also started a store at skreened.com. skreened is a really cool ethical custom apparel store. you can create your own store with original designs and skreened handles the printing, shipping and commission to the artists. there's a lot of cool stuff on skreened (as well as some crap) and i hope to be contributing to the cool end of the spectrum. i slightly modified the poster art i submitted to design for obama and made a t-shirt.

as another friendly blog request, i would implore you to go check out my skreened store and purchase my obama shirt. quite frankly, i get commission from sales. it's very little (as a matter of full disclosure, it's only $3), but it's still a little somethin' somethin' for me and a cool t-shirt for you. you'll notice that a default t-shirt style comes up, but you can pick from an array of colors, fits and even stuff like baby onesies and tote bags. the coolest thing about skreened is that everything is printed on american apparel shirts, which are by far the coolest shirts (not to mention that they're american made and sweatshop free--as opposed to some of the other big name manufacturers).

so, go check these out and give me some feedback. here's the link to my store:


one final note. christen also has a skreened store that will coincide with a new website we're getting ready to launch. babybyrds.com is coming soon and will be the home to all things lucy and olive byrd (and future baby byrds). hopefully we can get that up and going in the next few weeks. in the meantime, go check out some of christen's designs at http://skreened.com/babybyrds. also, don't be hesitant to drop a few dollars on these. :)

attention liberal elite media...

...i laughed out loud at saturday night live last night. just days after i blogged about how worthless saturday night live is, palin rode in on her white horse and made things funny. now, don't get me wrong, EVERY other sketch was absolutely pathetically bad. but, at least these two were funny. here they are:






Wednesday, October 15, 2008

yo face: the new yo mama...

...so says the driver of this van:


procrastination...

it's been 348 days since we moved back to arkansas...


...and i put this on our vehicle today...

Sunday, October 12, 2008

respect for mccain

it's been alarming what has gone on the last week with the mccain campaign. they haven't tried to hide the fact that, because of their lagging poll numbers, they are resorting to personal attacks on obama. they are bringing up bill ayers, jeremiah wright and exploiting other myths about his voting record. by and large, the strategy is for mccain himself to avoid the attacks. primarily, palin has become the attack dog for the campaign. it's honestly very sad and embarrassing to see this go down.

in the midst of all this, though, i have to show some respect for mccain because of a particular incident. due to the increased attacks by the mccain campaign, we've seen people at rallies lashing out at obama. much like palin's attacks, these attacks at town hall meetings have been very sad and disappointing. the incident i'm referring to is where a couple people, when presented the opportunity to ask a question on the microphone, made some disturbing remarks.

mccain had every reason to let their remarks energize the crowd and capitalize on their ignorance. he didn't do that, though. he showed a lot of courage and dignity in, at his own rally, standing up for obama. in the first clip, mccain actually gets booed (at his own rally). this took a lot of guts, quite frankly. the second clip is really the most disturbing, though. here they are:

old cowboys never die..ok, wait, this one did...

apparently i'm a couple months behind on my cowboy obituary list, because i missed this one. on august 13, a fashionista of epic proportions rode off into the sunset (ha ha....get it out...rode off into the sunset...you know, like a metaphor for dying....but, you know, he's a cowboy....get it...ha ha...). after 107 years of rocking some sweet button snaps, jack weil passed away?

"but who is jack weil," you may be asking. he's that guy. ------->

(yeah, he looked 107...)

more specifically, jack weil is the founder of rockmount ranch wear and is the inventor of western (or cowboy) shirts. god rest his soul. this guy invented button snaps. understand this: he invented a shirt removal method that involves no hand-eye coordination. it's just yank and pull. it's like the velcro shoes of the shirt world.

seriously though, rockmount is at the top of the list for coolest vintage western shirts. for those of you who see me on a regular basis, you know that i like to rock the western shirts. let's say there's seven days in a week (let's say that because there actually is 7 days in a week...), i probably wear a western shirt 9 of those days... i truly love the look, the fit and the yankability of western shirts.

several years ago, i heard an analogy that has stuck with me. in making an analogy about postmodernism, tony jones (i believe it was...) referenced the cover art of madonna's 2000 release music. on the cover, madonna, as you can see, is seen wearing a cowboy shirt and a cowboy hat. one, upon picking up the cd, would be led to believe that the album contains country music or western music. as we well know, though, madonna is far from country music. music is a pretty straightforward pop record.

the point he was making is that postmodernism isn't a "what-you-see-is-what-you-get" kind of worldview. cowboy shirts and hats can easily and happily coexist with pop music (sort of the anti-country music). these two seemingly paradoxical things can live together in harmony—without question from those with a postmodern worldview.

ok, apparently my funny blog about western shirts just got co-opted by some sort of philosophical discussion of postmodernism... gee...i can't help myself...

alright, back to western shirts and old wrinkled dudes....

the point i'm trying to make is that i, the proud wearer of all things western shirt, dislike hate loathe country music and the whole cowboy "thing." that paradox isn't really a paradox for me. i'm going with the ironic tag.

so, maybe me, madonna and the spirit of jack weil can just ride off into the sunset with our yankable snaps and boob pockets...

thanks, jack. we'll see you in that big corral in the sky (get it...yeah...cowboy analogy for heaven...oh yeah...good stuff....)

Saturday, October 11, 2008

the art of inspiration

speaking of posters...

for a very long time, i've been meaning to blog about this. as a graphic designer and a person who has been very strongly advocating a barack obama presidency for quite some time, it's been interesting to see the media forms that have been prevalent during this election season. from his website (which is really amazing and inspiring from a design perspective) to some of the posters that have been floating around, it's been really fun as an artist myself to see this be such a big part of an election. i think art has such a powerful voice and it's clear that artists who support obama are keenly aware of this.

i came across a really cool site called design for obama where artists can submit obama-inspired posters. there's some really cool and clever stuff on here (as well as some misses...). one of the coolest features is that you can download hi-res versions to print off (as big 25" x 33"). unfortunately, there is some stuff that is just basically artistic mudslinging, but by and large, it has less stuff that some other sites. i thought i would share some of my favorites. (by the way, the first—if you can't tell—is a clever reference to mccain's condescending reference to obama as "that one" at the latest debate.) (also, click to see larger.)

Thursday, October 9, 2008

church quote

i'll be the first one to admit that i can be one of the biggest critics of the american church. quite frankly, we deserve it. moreover than just criticism, we need is a group of reformers, much like those around 400 years ago, who are bold and committed to truth enough to make some hard statements and challenge believers to make some much-needed changes.

anyway,  i won't get off on too much of a tangent, but it's just to say that although i realize i can often be critical, it's simply because i believe in her so much and because i want to see her live up to what she was intended to be.

with that said, i heard a great quote from shane claiborne (one of the modern reformers) about the balance between realizing our weaknesses and understanding our call to the church.

the church is like noah's ark: it stinks, but if you get out, you'll drown.

good stuff. true stuff.

the "m" word

have you ever had one of those moments when somebody else says something and you go, "yes! someone else feels this way! finally!!"? well, i had one of those moments today.

on my lunch break today, i was watching cnn (where, because we're nerds, the t.v. stays with great regularity...) and they had a hilarious and interesting piece called, the "m" word.. basically, it was about how the word maverick is so overused in the presidential race, particularly in the last couple debates.

i knew i couldn't have been the only person who was thinking this.

for a long time, this has been driving me crazy. understand that this isn't a political issue for me. it doesn't drive me crazy for the fact that i'm for barack obama. i simply can't stand that it gets used 417 times in every speech that mccain and palin make.

more than mccain, palin is terrible about dropping it. it's pretty clear now that when she has no sensible response to the question or no substance, she simply reverts to her fallback talking point. look, we know you think he's a maverick, you don't have to remind us 17 times every sentence. when the question is about your favorite color or how to cross stitch, it's unnecessary, mrs. palin, to utilize the word maverick. drop the schtick.

the other related thing that's been driving me nuts is the people who say the following (in regards to mccain choosing palin as a running mate): i think it's the most maverick things he's ever done...

AHHH!

no, please quit! i seriously can't handle it. not only is that completely cliché, but it's ridiculous. the ironic thing about that statement is that it couldn't be any more the opposite. by and large, people are finally beginning to realize that it wasn't at all maverick, but, in fact, it was a purely political move. it has nothing to do with with qualifications or the interest of the country. it was about getting votes. in the beginning, that strategy seemed like it might work, but now, of course, the american public is finding out that the pick was a foolish ploy for votes.

so, everyone quit with the "m" word. stop.

(if i can track down that video from cnn, i'll probably post it. here's a clip that the cnn story referenced from leno the other night.)

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

you be the judge

let me just be plain about this: saturday night live sucks.

yeah, that's right: sucks.

snl is at its lowest point ever. it's terrible. look, when you have a cast that includes the fat kid from good burger, you have a problem. literally no one on the cast is funny. amy poehler is slightly funny (sometimes), but even she's wised up and is leaving next month. darrel hammond used to be funny (in '93 or whatever decade he started) and andy samberg has been lucky enough to fall into a couple funny sketches (but he also made hot rod, so it's cancelled out). i can't even name the rest of the people (maybe that's because they're spending their time making gems like the brothers solomon...)

for whatever delusional reason, i still pretty much watch it ever saturday night. i think it's because, having watched it during the best era with farley, sandler and then will ferrell, i still am in the habit and i'm clinging to hope that something will make me crack a smile.

hasn't happened yet.

honestly, the last time i think i laughed at anything was the digital short, junk in a box with justin timberlake. that was truly a classic sketch, which was shocking. the key to that is that it's a digital short. these are the last remaining hope for this cast. i think the different format is helpful to this cast. they just aren't funny, off-the-cuff types like will ferrell or chris farley or cheri oteri that rely on improvisational humor that is necessary on a live comedy sketch show.

with that said, saturday night, they had a digital short with andy samberg and kristen wiig called extreme activities challenge. i have to say, i kinda sorta semi-laughed. i didn't laugh laugh, but i did laugh. i'm still debating if this is funny or not. i mean, will forte is the opposite of funny (and this short proves it). so, i didn't like how it ended, but i think there were some funny moments. but, again, i'm not sure if i just like this format, or if this is actually funny.

you be the judge. here it is (thanks to hulu).


Sunday, October 5, 2008

thanks but no thanks, constantine

warning: the contents of this post will be very nerdy and church history-related. continuing to read this post may result in your perception of me as a really cool, hip, suave, in-the-know guy being severely tarnished... proceed at your own risk.

many people in the u.s. see this country as the epicenter for christianity. many of those people would also claim to be living in a "christian nation" and that we have a coup on all that is good and holy.

the fact, though, is that it's no mystery among researchers that the christian population in the united states has been in decline for quite a long time. we're headed the same direction as europe. on the other hand, some parts of the world are booming with christian growth, particularly central america, africa, and most notably, china. in fact, china now has more followers of christ than the united states. furthermore, we are now beginning to see fledgling efforts by chinese missionaries to come to the united states to evangelize what is the 3rd largest mission field in the world.

let me re-iterate the point: china, where christianity is barely legal, has more believers than the united states. in china, christianity, as stated, is legal, but with some caveats. there are rules: no members under 18, no overt evangelical work, no emphasizing the second coming and, above all, no questioning of communist party rule. yeah... one could say that it's legal, but it certainly isn't legal to let it live and breath in its "raw" state. churches are subject to strict sanctions and manipulative rules by the government and many believers involved in house churches are regularly chastised and detained for their beliefs.

our "christian nation" with our christian president and our christian-first attitude is steadily losing christians (or at minimum, we're not gaining any as others are dying off). china, in its strict communist oppression of christianity, is booming in people making decisions to follow christ.

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it was the best of times. it was the worst of times. the year was 313 and christians could finally walk the streets without fear of death or extreme consequence. sounds good, right? well, getting killed is definitely a plus, but there have been some severe consequences throughout history that we are still dealing with here in america a couple thousand years later.

in essence, when constantine converted to christianity, it took christianity from an underground movement of pure devotion and faith, to the mainstream thing-to-do.

in 313, christianity became the new black.

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the new black indeed. the black mark that lingers is that when christianity is the socially and culturally acceptable "thing-to-do" it becomes exactly that: a thing to do. rather than being an identity—a mode of living like jesus—it, particularly in the u.s., has become a routine, a geographic descriptor, a once-a-week ritual, a family heirloom.

when christianity becomes imperialized, it loses its authenticity, its passion, its bold revolutionary statement like jesus made. on the other hand, christianity in china—in a land where christianity is the enemy of the state—is daring and courageous and passionate and requires a sincere desire to follow the jesus of the bible.

so, for those who want to see this "christian nation" return to its roots and want to see a christian knight in shining armor leading our nation from his golden pulpit, let me ask you to consider if we really want constantine leading us into the future, brandishing his weapons of war with the cross and the name of jesus?

let us return to a christianity that looks like the revolutionary and countercultural force that was jesus as described in scripture. let's return to an underground movement of passion that lives in community, chooses love over division, values peace over war and honors being followers of christ rather than being followers of rules.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

healthy, wealthy...and wise?

hey, i don't know if you guys heard or not, but somebody told me something about you and me—you know, taxpayers—giving a bunch of rich white guys at some place called wall street 700 billion dollars... no, no, that's right: 700 billion dollars. oh, you think we should use our taxpayer dollars for ridiculous stuff like healthcare and education and global aids relief. clearly you're retarded. that's just silly talk.

seriously though, i have mixed feelings about this whole bailout situation. when i say mixed feelings, what i mean is that 1% of me says, "you know, this could create some economic stabilization that will help in other areas of our economy/government." the other 99% of me just vomited in my mouth a little bit.

i think the thing that really kind of rubs me the wrong way is that just a fraction of that 700 billion dollars could do so much other really good and needed things. take a look at this:

It is nine times the amount spent on education in 2007.

It is 35 times the amount spent on all foreign aid in most years.

According to some estimates, it is three times what it would cost, over 10 years, to reduce oil dependency by 20%.

Its over twice the amount of all money given to all charitalbe organizations in the United States in any given year.

It is more than $100 for every person in the world.

those numbers blow my mind. nine times the budget for education in an entire year?? 35 times the foreign aid budget?? those things are really depressing. ryan's-worldview-lens-moment: indeed these things show that we are far from a "christian nation" that some people would like to suggest (unless they're talking about a different jesus than i know).

for me, though, my biggest problem with spending 700 billion to pay off the rich guys is that while those guys are getting paid off, 49 million people are living with illness, staggering medical bills and fear of some kind of medical catastrophe because they can't afford health insurance. that isn't to mention the millions of people who do have health insurance who are living with the same fears and financial problems because of their outrageous premiums and the bills that their insurance company won't cover.

the truly and deeply troubling issue in the united states is the healthcare crisis. what has happened with this bailout stuff, particularly, is that all discussion in the presidential race of healthcare reform has ceased. i'm afraid healthcare is going to become of those election issues like abortion. every four years, we listen to someone talk about how much they're against abortion all during the election and then they do nothing about it when elected. i'm afraid that healthcare reform is going to go down the same route.

i am hopeful that barack obama is truthful when he says that he wants to spearhead a new universal healthcare system. i hope i haven't naively gotten my hopes up. i want to believe in change you can believe in. we need this change because health is a fundamentally civilized expectation.

healthcare is a right, not a privilege.

in a civilized and just society, every single person has equal access to adequate and timely healthcare. and i think it's time that this issue makes it back into the national spotlight.

mr. obama, mr. mccain: i know that you read my blog... (as well as many other powerful important people...people who own many leatherbound books...) so, please talk about this issue more and make it the top priority this year.

(and when you go to the polls next month, make this issue a priority as you vote!)

Thursday, October 2, 2008

post about posters

thanks to some coworkers, i came across a really cool website called gigposters.com. in essence, it's just a big database of concert posters from a huge variety of bands and designers.

for me, this is the best of both worlds. as you know, i'm a music fanatic and i'm also a graphic designer. so, this is obviously bringing together two of my favorite things. i just love the style of concert posters. to many people, they seem very random, but most of them are very strategically designed and intimately describe the band being promoted. there's something very earthy and organic about the old print style artwork (although most of them now are done digitally) and that's why they're particularly prominent with indie bands and folky types. i played around with this style of a piece i did a couple years ago and it's still one of my favorite design pieces that i've ever done.

i pulled together a handful of posters that i particularly liked. check these out and then go to the site and take a look around.


another new kevin max track

crashing gates and passing keeprs
a while back, i posted a couple new tracks that kevin max released from his upcoming ep, crashing gates. today he released another one called out of the wild.

like the others, it's a really rough demo, but you can get more of a sense of where his new album is headed. this is really good stuff. it has this sort of futuristic story-telling vibe going to it, with the usually cryptic and poetic feel. it has a couple musical elements that are reminiscent of stereotype be—which is a good thing—but there's also a strong feel to some of the stuff on the imposter.

in a blog post today, he said that he hopes the first of the two ep's, crashing gates, will be up on itunes by the end of the year and that the full package pre-order will be available at the same time (with no word on the official release date). so, check this out to tide yourself over until that time.








i can't make this crap up.

last year, while i was still peacefully residing in the far-away land of kentucky, apparently i missed how efficient the arkansas legislature is. while people are going without healthcare and gas is $4 a gallon, arkansas house majority leader rep. steve harrelson was filing a resolution to require the state of arkansas to alter its apostrophe usage.

arkansas'=wrong
arkansas's=correct

according to steve harrelson.

throw out your second grade grammar lesson. rep. steve harrelson says that we need to use an "'s" instead of just and " ' ". it's good to see our tax dollars are going to such good use.

it's also good to see that arkansas is defying grammatical laws. all we need is just one more thing to make fun of us about. next thing you know, there will be a resolution requiring all arkansans to walk around in overalls, no shoes and a piece of hay hanging out of our mouths. maybe they'll even throw in a mandatory state-sanctioned moment of silence and reflection each evening for the passing of buddy ebsen, who played jed clampett on the beverly hillbillies...

gee...

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

pro life, pro obama



a few weeks ago, i blogged about my feelings concerning abortion and my general ethic of life in which i'm pretty sure i just ticked off both sides. some people, in reading that blog and already knowing my feelings about these issues, have questioned my choice to support obama—or any democrat, for that matter. "how could you vote for somebody who wants to kill babies?" (sigh...)

well...

thanks to my wife, i came across a really interesting website that's worth checking out, especially for people who "can't" vote for a democrat because they "want to kill babies." the site is called pro life pro obama and has some really good information.

the site is run by the matthew 25 network, which is an ecumenical group that supports social change through political action. here's a little sample from their about page that will give you a little more of an idea of what they're about and why they would run a site that endorses obama and the pro-life cause.

Therefore, while no elected official will be without flaw, we come together as individuals to support candidates for public office who share the values of the Matthew 25 Network: promoting life with dignity, caring for the least of these, strengthening and supporting families, stewardship of God’s Creation, working for peace and justice at home and abroad, and promoting the common good.

if you struggle with voting for someone who is "in favor" of abortion or you are just flat out against obama for that sole reason, i would highly recommend reading through this site to find out some of the facts. you might learn some surprising things about obama's feeling toward abortion and you may find that he agrees with you more than you might think.

even if you are still unconvinced about obama, the site offers some much-needed insights about abortion and sheds some light on a very dark (and misunderstood) subject.

must bring your own weapons...

ladies and gentlemen...behold: